Dear husband, Because of the many distractions and the countless interruptions that have occurred numerous times. I request your take the LOVELY children out to dinner tonight! And take the long way home!
P.S. Here is just one on the things that went wrong today! Yep that is Go-gurt that was sprayed clear across the room.
P.S.S. Yes in case you are wondering the kids are still in one piece! In fact they learned how to clean up such a mess.